Are you a writer?

Much like Jeff Foxworthy came up with ways to tell if you're a redneck (ie. you do your Christmas shopping at a truck stop), Adair Lara, who founded an on-line writing community called Matchwriters.com, compiled a book with signs to tell if you're a writer. It's titled, funny enough, You Know You're a Writer When...
So what are some of the signs?

You know you're a writer when...

• You drink coffee black because Balzac did
• You accidentally sign a check with your pen name
• The cafe won't lend you pens anymore
• Not writing makes you depressed
• You keep a notebook under your pillow

Any of this sound familiar?